*Start carrying a notebook. small enough for a purse. avoid pretension.
*Somehow working in one hundred degree heat does not inspire great teaching.
$100,000 in self flushing toilets, but no air conditioning. Not even a ceiling fan.
*Men in tight pants should be forced to hand in their testicles. They could not possibly fit in those pants anyway. You are not Ziggy Stardust.
*QVC is a sign of the apocolypse.
*This is a game. The human condition is a circus act.
*Waiting rooms: psychological experiment with highlite magazine.
*Diet coke is the best invention since the steam engine.
*What did we do before cell phones and mood stabilizers? We're we miserable but friendlier?
*There is always a countdown to something.
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